Which punchline to go with? The Mary/Martha thing? Or the male/female thing? So many possibilities …
(If you’re not familiar with the decretal order controversy, good. It’s so arcane and legalistic that it proves our cultural roots — our personality as a denomination — is found in our Calvinistic roots.*)
* No, I’m not inviting discussion of the merits of infralapsarianism vs. supralapsarianism. I’m falling asleep just typing the words.
Thanks to the Sacred Sandwich, proving that it’s possible be a Calvinist and have a sense of humor — rumors to the contrary notwithstanding.