Church Software Suggestions?

A reader emailed me and asked for suggestions for a church website — where do you go for good web design if you have a very limited budget (church of 25 members)? What needs to be on the site?

Where to find good software?

I have no idea — especially if you’re on a budget and don’t have a member who is great at HTML coding. Please — any suggestions?

What to put on the site?

Ah … on this I have opinions!

For visitors — times of services and other events, map to church, phone numbers and email contacts (it’s astonishing how many websites omit the phone number!) 

For members — calendar of upcoming events, password protected page of prayer requests and member pictures and contact info.

I’m ambivalent on “statements of faith” or “what we believe.”

And I’m not too sure about mission statements that list Rick Warren’s “five purposes of the church.” I think half the churches in Tuscaloosa have that or the equivalent.

Better to very succinctly explain why you exist as a congregation — why you’ll be missed if you go out of business. I mean, every website says, “We’re friendly. Come visit!” Wouldn’t “Come serve the Tuscaloosa community with us” be better? It’d at least be different!

Anyway, I’m hoping for suggestions from the readers. This is my fifth post to write tonight and I’m really tired of typing. You all will have to finish this one.

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Faith Lessons by Ray Vander Laan: The Rabbi (with a Blue Parakeet note appended)

The lesson begins at Gamla, a Jewish settlement founded after the return of the Jews from Babylon. The community is on the side of a hill, so steep that one family’s roof is another man’s floor. The opposite side of the hill was a steep cliff.

The residents of Gamla were Zealots, who urgently wanted to overthrow Rome. Jesus prophesied how the revolt would go —

(Luke 19:41-44)  As he approached Jerusalem and saw the city, he wept over it 42 and said, “If you, even you, had only known on this day what would bring you peace–but now it is hidden from your eyes. 43 The days will come upon you when your enemies will build an embankment against you and encircle you and hem you in on every side. 44 They will dash you to the ground, you and the children within your walls. They will not leave one stone on another, because you did not recognize the time of God’s coming to you.”

In 66 AD the Jewish revolt began. 30,000 Roman soldiers surrounded Gamla. 10,000 Jews crowded into city for protection. When the Romans breached the wall, many of the Jews panicked, and more than 5,000 ran up the hill, only to fall to their deaths down the opposite side of the hill. Continue reading

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Hermeneutics and Blue Parakeets: How Things Could Have Been Different, Part 1 (Race)

bible.jpgAs I’ve been pondering this approach to understanding the Bible, I’ve asked myself how the church’s history might have been different had this approach had greater prominence in our thinking. How might the Churches of Christ behaved differently in the 20th Century had they adopted this old (not new) hermeneutic?

I grew up in the 1960s, and the Civil Rights Movement was not only big news, it was a major reality. Schools were desegregated, but so were restaurants and stores and water fountains. The changes were dramatic, as was the the reaction of the churches. Well, it wasn’t all that dramatic, really. In fact, there was hardly any reaction at all. The churches began the 1960s racially segregated and they ended then 1960s racially segregated.

And while this was going on, many Christians were busy looking for prooftexts to defend the separation of the races. One of the most popular was Genesis 10, with the idea being that God has assigned locations to the various descendants of Noah. Therefore, the argument went, God meant for Africans to remain in Africa and so we should send African-Americans back to Africa — in fulfillment of God’s will. Continue reading

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Hermeneutics and Blue Parakeets: The Story and Our Salvation

blueparakeetAs I’ve been thinking through this approach to hermeneutics, it’s occurred to me that there’s an obvious objection: where in this Story is salvation? Where is forgiveness of sin? Where is heaven?

You see, in the religion I was brought up in, the entire focus of the Bible was salvation. It was all about convicting people of sin, urging them to repent, and getting them saved. Once they were saved, they were assured of heaven if they could live up to God’s will, being mainly concerned with personal morality and patterns of worship and church organization. 

Later on, I learn that God’s will for us was that we should receive grace, so that salvation comes to us as a free gift, and we respond to this free gift through obedience.

But the Story tells us that God wants us to enjoy covenant community today and to invite others into this community. Where’s salvation? Continue reading

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Communion Meditation: Renewing Our Vows

Communion[Prayer for the loaf.]

[Dispensing of the loaf.]

You know, the more I study the Lord’s Supper, and the more I learn about First Century culture, the more amazed I am at how many symbols and images and ideas are packed into this simple ceremony.

Today, our classes studied Ray Vander Laan’s lesson on Jewish marriage practices. And I learned that when a First Century Jewish couple became engaged, the bride and the groom shared a cup of wine. The sharing symbolized a covenant. The groom promised that, if need be, he’d give his life for his bride. The bride promised to honor and be faithful to her husband. Continue reading

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Hermeneutics and Blue Parakeets: Restoration Movement Blue Parakeets

blueparakeetSo how does this approach to hermeneutics affect Restoration Movement teaching? Well, quite a lot, actually. Let’s take some examples.

Sunday

The classic Restoration Movement hermeneutic is to think in terms of commands, examples, and necessary infererences (CENI). This approach struggles a bit when confronted with inconsistent examples. For example, we see that the Jerusalem church met daily (Luke 24:53; Acts 2:46; 5:42). And yet the churches in Troas and Corinth seems to have met weekly (Acts 20:7; 1 Cor. 16:2), although the texts are a bit ambiguous. Logically, if we were meet daily, we’d honor both examples, but we only meet on Sunday and Wednesday, and we consider Sunday the only day that’s strictly mandatory.

How do we decide? Well, traditionally, what we do is look at the Patristics, writings of uninspired early Christians that reveal that the early church meet weekly on Sundays. But this is contrary to being “silent where the Bible is silent” and sola scriptura

The Story, however, takes us down a radically different path. Continue reading

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A Heaven-Sent Coaching Hire

Just had to share a little University of Alabama football theology (heavenly photo thanks to www.rollbamaroll.com).

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Hermeneutics and Blue Parakeets: End Notes

blueparakeet Just a few thoughts that didn’t fit in the earlier posts.

Thought 1: So what’s what’s so fearsome about “emerging”?

Scot McKnight is one of the leading scholars in the emerging church movement, and yet his book doesn’t partake of the sins alleged against that movement.

He plainly respects the authority and inspiration of scripture. He plainly centers his Christianity on the gospel and faith in Jesus.  He does not extend false hope to those without Jesus. 

The book could have written by any number of mainstream evangelical authors. Continue reading

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Hermeneutics and Blue Parakeets: Discerning

bible.jpgMcKnight offers an extended example of how to apply these principles in practice by working through the passages on the role of women. I’ll not cover those chapters in any detail, as they follow the outline of my own Buried Talents series posted here earlier this year. Buried Talents is much more detailed, but the logic is much the same.

Now, although I think McKnight reaches the right conclusion (evangelical egalitarianism), and his analysis is sound, I don’t know that he ties his conclusions to his principles as well as I’d like. It would be entirely possible to agree with all that McKnight says and yet struggle to apply the principles in other contexts.

And so, I’m going to try to simplify the analysis — and those who are interested in the details should refer to the book or to Buried Talents. Continue reading

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Hermeneutics and Blue Parakeets: Missional Listening

bible.jpgMcKnight argues that if we love someone, we’ll listen to his words. Therefore, our Bible reading must be a listening reading.

Now, this seems pretty elementary, but consider what it contradicts —

* Reading to prove yourself right

* Reading to prove your opponent wrong

* Reading to answer your questions (as opposed to reading to learn what the correct questions are!)

All these are plainly in contradiction to love for God. Rather, in acting this way we set ourselves up as the standard by which God’s will should be judged. We pick those verses that defend our preferred views and don’t bother to listen to the others.

And so, McKnight offers some tips on how to listen well. Continue reading

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