Do Cats Go to Heaven?

Posted on May 14, 2011 by Jay F Guin

Well, obviously not.

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About Jay F Guin

My name is Jay Guin, and I’m a retired elder. I wrote The Holy Spirit and Revolutionary Grace about 18 years ago. I’ve spoken at the Pepperdine, Lipscomb, ACU, Harding, and Tulsa lectureships and at ElderLink. My wife’s name is Denise, and I have four sons, Chris, Jonathan, Tyler, and Philip. I have two grandchildren. And I practice law.
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6 Responses to Do Cats Go to Heaven?

  1. X-Ray says:
    May 14, 2011 at 11:23 am

    Why is the cat wearing a shirt and tie still?

  2. Jay Guin says:
    May 14, 2011 at 2:56 pm

    And why aren't they wearing pants?

    Cats obviously don't understand how to behave in church. One more reason they can't go to heaven.

  3. Alabama John says:
    May 15, 2011 at 8:16 am

    Cats kill and eat anything that has wings and leave parts at your door for you to see.

    They would be a danger to all the Angels!

  4. X-Ray says:
    May 15, 2011 at 7:28 pm

    AJ,

    So God created cats as an instrument of judgement against demons? 😉

  5. Todd says:
    May 15, 2011 at 8:23 pm

    I hereby confess and repent of my sin. I STOLE THIS… Well I confessed anyway.

  6. Alabama John says:
    May 16, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    LOL

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