Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA, owned by confirmed atheists, will take care of your pets “left behind” in case of Rapture — if the Rapture happens in the next 10 years — for a premium of $110.
You’ve committed your life to Jesus. You know you’re saved. But when the Rapture comes what’s to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.
We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you’ve received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.
Those crazy atheists! What will they think of next?